So no one told me there'd be days like this
No job, no home, I'm broke
And I'm feeling kind of pissed
It's like I'm stuck in second gear
And I haven't got a piercing in a week
A month, or even a year
But

I wanna be
Like

I'll turn the TV on, on a Friday night
Hoping to find a good B-movie
Maybe even a Strongbad fight
But then on my TV screen
My mouth dropped down to the ground
Not believing what I'd seen
Still

I wanna be
Like

I can't see
What he's done to me